No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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