What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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