so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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