I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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