Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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