He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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