Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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