It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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