She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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