Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
