How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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