we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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