what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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