i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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