when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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