can we get nightvision for the apartment?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize