My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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