I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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