Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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