your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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