i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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