Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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