So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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