We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
