repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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