The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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