yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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