Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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