so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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