She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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