I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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