I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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