Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
