i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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