I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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