I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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