did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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