He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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