So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
dude. I can hear the air.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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