Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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