just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
