But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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