I heard we made out
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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