If that was your dad, he is hot
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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