I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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