I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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