On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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