I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
