I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's shark week go big or go home
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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