so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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