it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
