i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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